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[00:10.27]All right, stop whatcha doin'
[00:12.02]'Cause I'm about to ruin
[00:13.23]The image and the style that ya used to
[00:15.34]I look funny
[00:16.63]But yo I'm makin' money, see
[00:18.19]So yo world I hope you're ready for me
[00:19.99]Now gather round
[00:20.99]I'm the new fool in town
[00:22.36]And my sound's laid down by the Underground
[00:24.76]I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
[00:26.83]So just let me introduce myself
[00:29.24]My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty
[00:32.15]Yo ladies, oh how I like to funk thee
[00:34.92]And all the rappers in the top ten-please allow me to bump thee
[00:38.37]I'm steppin' tall, y'all
[00:39.78]And just like Humpty Dumpty
[00:41.20]You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
[00:43.64]I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky
[00:45.70]I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy
[00:47.87]I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
[00:50.86]But sometimes I get ridiculous
[00:52.67]I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
[00:54.47]Hey yo fat girl, come here -are ya ticklish
[00:57.43]Yeah, I called ya fat
[00:58.60]Look at me, I'm skinny
[00:59.83]It never stopped me from gettin' busy
[01:01.90]I'm a freak
[01:02.62]I like the girls with the boom
[01:04.23]I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
[01:06.74]I'm crazy
[01:07.84]Allow me to amaze thee
[01:09.11]They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
[01:11.36]I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
[01:13.48]And I even got my own dance
[01:14.76]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
[01:17.69]Do the Humpty Hump
[01:20.47]Come on and do the Humpty Hump
[01:22.56]Come on and do the Humpty Hump
[01:24.38]Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
[01:30.64]Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
[01:34.52]Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
[01:38.42]People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
[01:41.58]That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
[01:43.77]Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
[01:46.94]But ya can't get near me
[01:48.36]I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B
[01:51.15]All the girls they adore me
[01:52.74]Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
[01:54.80]'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
[01:57.26]My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
[01:59.71]Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
[02:01.97]I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge
[02:04.23]Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
[02:06.58]I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid
[02:09.01]I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
[02:11.54]I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it
[02:13.72]I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
[02:16.32]Also told ya that I like to bite
[02:18.16]Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write
[02:20.67]All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
[02:22.95]And now I'm gonna do my dance
[02:24.71]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
[02:31.07]Do the Humpty Hump
[02:36.52]Come on and do the Humpty Hump
[02:39.70]Do ya know what we're doin', doin' the Humpty Hump yall
[02:44.53]Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
[02:49.22]Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
[02:51.37]Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
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[02:58.89]Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
[03:01.50]Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
[03:03.91]It's real easy to do,check it out
[03:06.72]First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
[03:09.52]Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin
[03:11.70]Crazy wack funky
[03:14.09]People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
[03:16.86]That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
[03:18.76]It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
[03:21.34]Anyone can play this game
[03:22.91]This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
[03:25.87]No two people will do it the same
[03:27.91]Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
[03:30.32]Humpin', funkin', jumpin'
[03:33.04]Jig around, shakin' ya rump
[03:34.74]And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
[03:37.01]Tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump
[03:38.65]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
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[03:45.38]Do the Humpty Hump 3x
[03:54.23]Do ya know what we're doin', doin' the Humpty Hump yall
[03:58.56]Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
[04:02.15]Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
[04:07.09]White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
[04:11.32]Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
[04:16.66]Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
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[04:52.67]Once again, the Underground is in the house
[04:56.35]I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world
[04:58.96]Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance
[05:01.01]And to the ladies
[05:02.87]Peace and humptiness forever
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