The International Badminton Championship - Sainte Catherines

Don't look at me, he's screaming 
You have the nicest body I've ever seen 
I'm not a fag, he keeps pretending 
Well, you should be, I'm laughing 

I'm walking, my eyes are looking for more 
Intimidation, you're stuck to the floor 
Buy me a beer and I'll follow you home 
We are not sick, you are just blind and dumb 

Call him whenever your wife is not home 
Rent a movie with no stories and no girls 
Your closet is full of cute little monsters 
But in the dressing you were ready to kill them 
Your closet is full of cute little monsters 
But in the dressing you were ready to kill them 

Do you really enjoy Canadian Tire? 
After 12 years, an orgasm could help her 
Baseball, engines and strippers 
Cross your giners 
Baseball, engines and strippers 
Maybe they don't notice 
Maybe they do