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[00:27.16]What the world wants, the world gets
[00:30.70]And I was born into these Internets
[00:32.60]So who better to break it all down and keep the science flowing
[00:35.25]Got to focus trinket for bringing it back from the brink
[00:37.08]Got to change the game's groupthink
[00:38.90]And show them all how to live like this
[00:40.65]Nerd Life
[00:41.54]' tat - one time for
[00:42.44]the kids at home on YouTube
[00:44.24]See a spammer lose manner; get rude
[00:46.04]But show these fools my aptitude
[00:47.88]cucum', riding on the bass drum when it pop
[00:51.54]And I protect and serve these nerds;
[00:53.31]RoboCop
[00:55.17]Listen to the lyrics how they glisten
[00:56.92]I'm accomplishing my mission
[00:58.72]spamtec
[01:00.54]soldier -- nerd with a modem
[01:02.36]Like a shaman and his totem
[01:04.17]Gotta buff 'er, lock and load 'em
[01:05.09]I'm held to a higher standard, the starship commander
[01:06.88]I damage opponents: critical
[01:09.52]Go against that and you will regret it
[01:12.23]Upvote me twice on Reddit
[01:14.08]I'm the first nerd who prolly said it
[01:15.88]And I did it all myself
[01:16.70]Listen to the old stuff, up ye health
[01:18.50]Nerdy Southern
[01:21.26]DGs that I govern
[01:22.13]Adventure of Link
[01:23.06]I link these worlds with my words
[01:25.72]Unifying the universe
[01:27.55]Teaching nerds in their teens
[01:30.25]How to hack on machines
[01:32.08]And teaching nerds in their twenties
[01:33.97]How to follow their dreams
[01:35.76]Teaching nerds in their thirties
[01:37.57]To keep pushing; don't worry
[01:39.36]Cause the nerds in their forties
[01:41.12]Are still grinding with whodis
[01:42.91]Since some nerds in their fifties screwed back in '82
[01:45.65]This link will never die as long as I'm here with you
[01:49.24]Five years ago, I dropped an album
[01:52.88]I can go almost anywhere in the world and draw a crowd
[01:56.45]Beam songs through the clouds, they travel for miles
[01:58.29]Resonate off the walls of space
[02:00.02]Visual Basic can't track this killer with a GUI interface
[02:03.68]Cause I possess too much skill
[02:05.43]Natural 20s on my highlight reel
[02:07.28]I'm Tyson, more like Neil
[02:08.15]With the astrophysics sex appeal
[02:10.84]Gotta stitch in time for nine bills
[02:11.87]So I spam nine sites with them online pills
[02:13.67]Communicate that I got the right deals
[02:15.45]The offer convert like value meals
[02:17.26]To my detriment, I got picked on
[02:19.06]When I was a kid, now it's on
[02:20.85]And I tell my fans I got plans to stick it The Man, so flip your chips on
[02:24.46]Engage CP-unit, overclock and finely tune it
[02:27.12]Unleash the wrath of full path disclosure
[02:29.89]Hit the books and hit on the chicks if they got good looks
[02:34.33]Hits on my site cause I got hit hooks
[02:36.15]All about the 'nerd life, word life'
[02:37.04]Digital Gangster members, I thank ya
[02:38.88]Without you, fame would be a stranger
[02:41.53]Now I can put these mice in danger
[02:42.43]Not the DJ, but the HID exchanger
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