The Shaggy Show - Insane Clown Posse

From Southwest Detroit deep within some island's industrial 
Waste depositories it's Shaggy Time! 

Hey! How ya doin' down there? I've got mice here! 
Alright! What up y'all? Welcome to the show 
I'm Shaggy like you don't fuckin' know 
This is my sidekick Fat Pat 
He goes "Ha ha ha ha" and all a that (That's right!) 
Anyhow on my way here I almost died 
This bitch in front of me was like a hundred and five 
They worry about drunks, and late night truckers 
Old ass bitches try to kill motherfuckers (Ha ha ha ha) 
This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more 
Then she makes a right into my side door 
This comedy shit's gettin' old 
The game is to be sold, not to be told 
Oh yeah, you can feel the excitement right? 
Snoop dogg is with us tonight 
That's what I'm sayin' 
On the Shaggy Show, shit we ain't playin'
And that ain't it, also on the show 
Another motherfucker that well, some of you know 
You see him with me a lot, he's like a brother 
Violent J's in this motherfucker 
(I like that kid Violent J) 
Hey Moe! (What's up?) 
How ya doin' today? (Just great Shags!) 
That's great, now let's give a hand 
To Mickey Clark and the Gangsta Fun Band! 
We'll be right back with Violent J 

Do your homies have money? Are you broke? (Yeah.) 
Do bitches look at you like some kind of joke? 
(Straight up!) 
There's nothing you can do but get your PHD. 
(Playa hata's degree?) That's right! 
(Aw hell yeah!) 
Player Haters Academy, located on Wellfarm, in Detroit 
Offers the finest in player hatin' tactics. 
(Yeah that's right!) Such as the bitch hater: 
(Hey man, fuck that fine ass bitch!) 
Or the look shooker: 
(Yo bitch I might be ugly, at least I ain't got no money!) 
Or the never ending shooting star: 
(Just 'cause he got a car he want to be drivin that bitch!) 
Get your PHD and join a nation of player hation! 
(Word up!) 

OK, my first guest, he's nutty as hell 
He just served a half a year in the county jail 
Now he's back, for now at least 
Hey Violent J's in this bitch ass piece! 

What up y'all? (What up?) What's happenin'? 
It's been six months and my dick ain't havin' it 
If I don't hurry up and get me some ass 
I might bust this nut on your tv glass! 
Anyway, been workin on my brand new shit 
A brand new group with my homies Twisted 
It's called Dark Lotus, shit I play somethin for y'all?
Hell naw 

Now I been hearin' a little of this and that 
About you havin' some kind of a panic attack 
Tell us, uh, is it true? 
And when you have one, what the fuck do you do? 

Well, I'll be sittin' there enjoyin' a coffee 
And then all of a sudden, I'm like get off me! 
Then I start chokin off pedestrians 
Until they give me my shot of calliphilestrian 
But that's all over now, it's old hat 
I'm a perfectly normal necrophiliac 
Just don't test me or pull strings, forget it 
I might grab your neck and do bad things with it! 

Well on that note, thank you J (Sure) 
For real, what's up with poppin one of those Soloquium pills? 
Take your ass backstage and relax (I'm straight) 
Snoop Dogg is comin' up next! 
Stay right here, we'll be right back! 

I like my chili hot. As a matter of fact I like my chili so God damn hot 
That you can cook a hog's ass in a spoonful. 
When a workin' man such as myself wants a little hot fixin, I reach for 
That bottle of momma's God Damn Hot Chili. 
Smooth tender chunks with chili beans filled with momma's hot bastard 
Bacon bits, and drizzled with just the right amount of thick savory sauce, 
Drippin' with noodle nuggets and Texas tough onions. 
Mm mm that's hot, God Damn Hot. 
Ask for it by name. 

Thanks fellas! Alright yo, we're back 
My next guest pioneered the sound in rap 
He's come a long way from the L-B-C 
Please welcome Snoop D-O-double G! 

Look up in the sky, it's a bird it's a plane 
It's the big dog y'all, fuckin' with the Insane 
Clowns, get down nigga, I represent the town 
Ay yo Violent J let's go half on this pound 
I stay gangsta like Vaughn, I dropped a bomb 
They call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm 
So any MC that disagree with me 
Step up and watch your motherfuckin' ass meet defeat 

Snoop? (What?) Now you got platinum on your walls 
While other fools stare and, scratch their balls (What?) 
They want to be like you, they want to try to steal your flow 
Now (What up?) Yo, why is that so? 

It's like everywhere I look, and everywhere I go 
Some bitch ass nigga tryin' to steal my flow 
But I don't pay em no attention 
Oh, should I mention? 
I'm all about the money and ridin' in cars with suspension 
Bouncin', bankin' up corners smokin' dough 
Smokin' that weed, hangin' out with my locs and folks 
Don't give a fuck about nothin' at all 
That's why I'm known to the world as big motherfuckin' Snoop Dogg 
Nigga 

Snoop Dogg everybody! 
Now we gotta bring a close to the party 
(Already? What?) 
Thanks Violent J (Sure) My loc 
And thanks Snoop for that bag of smoke (Get down) 
Join us next time for the show 
We'll have that one bitch from Letters to Cleo 
(Granny!) That's it for now, I'm out this bitch 
Ay yo Gangsta Funk, show em how you got rich!