The Thanksgiving Song - Adam Sandler

They wanna hear the thanksgiving song! All right.." 
"This is uhh, This is the Thanksgiving Song" 
"I hope you enjoy it." 

[Starts playing] 
Love to eat turkey 
Love to eat turkey 

Shout from Crowd: "I love you Adam!" 
Adam Sandler: "Ohhh, I love you!" 
Love to eat turkey 
'Cause it's good 
Love to eat turkey 
Like a good boy should 
'Cause it's turkey to eat 
So good 

Adam Sandler: "That clappin's messing my head up man. I appreciate it. But I was trying to think of the next line and all I hear 
is clapping. Here we go... Thanks anyways" 

Turkey for me 
Turkey for you 
Let's eat the turkey 
In my big brown shoe 
Love to eat the turkey 
At the table 
I once saw a movie 
With Betty Grable 
Eat that turkey 
All night long 
Fifty million Elvis fans 
Can't be wrong 
Turkey lurkey doo and 
Turkey lurkey dap 
I eat that turkey 
Then I take a nap 

Thanksgiving is a special night 
Jimmy Walker used to say Dynomite 
That's right 
Turkey with gravy and cranberry 
Can't believe the Mets traded Darryl Strawberry 
Turkey for you and 
Turkey for me 
Can't believe Tyson 
Gave that girl V.D. 

White meat, dark meat 
You just can't lose 
I fell off my moped 
And I got a bruise 
Turkey in the oven 
And the buns in the toaster 
I'll never take down 
My Cheryl Tiegs poster 
Wrap the turkey up 
In aluminum foil 
My brother likes to masturbate 
With baby oil 
Turkey and sweet potato pie 
Sammy Davis Jr. 
Only had one eye 

Turkey for the girls and 
Turkey for the boys 
My favorite kind of pants 
Are corduroys 
Gobble gobble goo and 
Gobble gobble gickel 
I wish turkey 
Only cost a nickel 
Oh I love turkey on Thanksgiving 

Happy Thanksgiving everybody!