The Umpire Strikes Back By The Brat - 10000 Maniacs

àà.the way I the world really pays off
fifteen love
àà.nobody could see it what a shot
thirty love
ààyou could possibly show off that backhand
thirty û fifteen
àà..these two boys really mean business today
fourty - fifteen
out 
out
what!
out
WHAT!
The ball is out

You gotta be kidding

The ball is in, everyone could see that the ball is in
chalk dust everyone could see that there was chalk dust

that ball was in by about a mile
you people here goddamn senile

donÆt be noisy , there is the good chap
You wake the linesman , she is having a nap (sleeping linesman)

Screw ball
Call yourself an umpire 
YouÆre a screw ball

Play on 
youÆre being rather durty
Kindly play on

I wonÆt play on till you change youÆre call
you didnÆt even see the à.. ball
i come over here to play a àà. Game
but youÆre blind reaction to à.. team

The ball is in , Everyone could see that the ball is 
chalk dust , everyone could see that there is chalk dust

I am awfully sorry but the ball was out
I be jolly greatfull if you didnÆt shout
If you donÆt like it here well you shouldnÆt come
Frankly sir 
youÆre a pain in the butt

moran
I want another umpire
You are a moran,

Chalk dust i wanne see my lawyer
There was chalk dust

You pick on me cause who i am
I am not playing on and i donÆt give a damn

The ball wasnÆt out it is a goddamn lie
I wonÆt play on and i think i am gonna cryààà


Chalk dust i wanne see my daddy
There was Chalk dust

Boring
I gonna have to shoot you now
YouÆre boring

I am sorry about this
You iddious little brat
I am sick of you

The umpire strikes back



Oh, YouÆre the pits, youÆre scum man , you are not fit to be called a human being

I was talking to myself. 
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