The Wacky World Of Mass Transit - Del The Funky Homosapien

Fresh from the meadow with a mellow attitude 
I was plannin' to persue another quest for the bus 
I had to go to San Fran  it's something that I can't stand 
It's beggin' for a ride with ma dukes makes a fuss 
I don't like fussin' so I ask my older cousin 
Could he maybe find time to give the D E L a lift 
He said it is impossible because he has a roster full of plans for the 
day 
I had to go and sift through pennies in my jeans 
To many it may seem that the public transportation really isn't keen 
And I agree with the theory 
Because it's 3:30 and the bus was due at 2:35 
I wear my Girbauds so I can wait with pride 
I waited at the bus stop feeling kinda high 
From a spliff that I smoked 
I riffed and provoked 
A liitle scene when the bus arrived late like a joke 
With a corny punchline 
And it was only lunchtime 
The bus should've been here, the driver had much time 
To get is act together 
No matter what the weather 
Now I'm sittin' at the bus stop waitin' like forever 
[SKIT #1] 
When oh when is the bus gonna come 
I'm getting sick and tired of the wait 
When oh when is the bus gonna come 
Well here comes a pack of about 14 
Lookin' real mean with hoodies and jeans 
And bad attitudes and I wasn't in the mood 
For no head on collision with the hoods 
Try to use my transfer but it's no good 
Would these rough lookin' kids get busy with the youngsta 
Amongst the many who must catch rapid transit to get through the city 
I'm not certain 
But if I go sit in the back it's curtains 
Kids wanna ride the back 
What kinda shit is that? 
Nowadays niggas can't wait to hit the back 
Let m