They're Everywhere - Jim's Big Ego

They're Everywhere

I'm a paranoid schizophrenic
with surround sound speakers

they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!

I hooked my cell phone
to a megaphone
to my headphone
and I'm still alone

they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!

and I'd like to talk to you right now
but it's me on the other line
I'll call you back
when the weather man
on the news gives me the sign
and I know you think
they're all out to get you
but they're really out to get me
can't you see

they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!

they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!

they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!

they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!

I'm a millitant environmentalist
in a Ford Exploder

they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!

I'm a xenophobic tapiocaphobe
and a claustrophobic agoraphobe

they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!

And I'd like to talk to you right now
but it's me on my other mind
I'll call you back when the spaceship lands
in 1949
and I know you think they're all out to get you
but they're really out to get me
can't you see

they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!

they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!

they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!

they're everywhere!
they're everywhere!

I'm a bipedal omnivoric semi-simian
who is always mating

they're everywhere!
they're every