This Ain't My First Rodeo - Vern Gosdin

You say you're mama called and you must go She's down
in the bed and needs you so And you don't know if
you'll be coming home tonight or not But, honey ain't
you're mama sick a lot Lately, you're head hurts
every night Could it be you wear your cloths too tight Since you
don't seem to hear a thing I say or do Then I know
there's nothing I can do for you This ain't my
first rodeo This ain't the first time this old
cowboy's been throwed...This ain't the first
I've seen this dog and pony showThis ain't my
first rodeoThis ain't the first I've seen this
dog and pony show 
This ain't my first rodeo You're telling me you lost you're wedding band
Somehow you say it slipped right off you're handAnd
when I asked about those boxes stacked there by the door
You say it's just some old things you don't wear no
more I didn't make it all the way through school
But my mama...didn't raise any fool I may not be the
Einstein... of our timeBut honey, I'm not dumb and
I'm not blind
This ain't my first rodeoThis
ain't the first time this old cowboy's been throwed 
...This ain't the first I've seen this dog and pony
show Honey,This ain't my first rodeo