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[00:17.54]Hold your breath when you see me walking by
[00:18.84]I'm obsessed with movies, like Barbed Wire throw a stiletto in ya eye
[00:21.25]I confess I'm like Jesse James in an Ames parking lot
[00:24.54]Have humorous fun pullin numerous guns on consumers (Run!)
[00:27.68]Your man-freaked that, I told John- Get Back
[00:29.24]Broke your 8Track A-Dats stole your Kit Kats
[00:31.52]Grab your fanny pack and gagged you with a six pack a six White Castle sack
[00:33.48]Drip wax in your office fax changed a few facts in your contract
[00:39.32]Your advance is axed and A & R is gonna write all ya new tracks
[00:41.12]I'm on the dole with mad loot sellin bootlegs of poor artists
[00:48.84]Got two legs to work but I beg for change to drink Bacardis
[00:51.47]Hearty meals got these Hardy Boys hard then taught Nancy Drew and her dog
[00:54.58]How to jerk off and how to steal from drug dealers
[00:56.70]Ahh enough of this I killed Snuffalufagus
[00:59.68]With pills and made a snuff film to prove to Big Bird he exists (See he is real!)
[01:01.83]I'm ill cant deal with mere mortals
[01:03.52]Got a portal in my knee to beam me to a balance beam but I just drank 3 Jim Beams
[01:07.69]My Olympic team is gonna scream at me, is it my turn? I gotta pee
[01:09.08]I'm 14 but haven't grown since I was three
[01:11.31]Get my kicks feedin drinks to kids in rehab clinks
[01:15.30]Minx took Pink to my sink and used her hair die to die my minks
[01:18.76]Tattoo inks with Ajax I highjacked Pat Sajak
[01:21.53]Sent him back to Wheel of Fortune with a bad limp and a crack habit
[01:24.76]Silly rabbit this song is for kids, the way the messed up system is
[01:27.12]If I was a black man I'd be up on a 8 year bid
[01:29.55]Id ego you know I wish I owned those, but I sold em to buy nice speakers
[01:32.65](What kind?) Bose
[01:34.58]Trouble-We like it like that
[01:45.47]Trouble capital T stands for me punchin ya tummy cover you with honey and ants
[01:52.96]Fatal Attraction boil a bunny while I breakdance
[01:55.38]Fart in my hotpants in a crowded theatre at Sundance (must have been the hot ranch)
[01:58.76]So let's dance because I killed Bowie's wife with a bowie knife
[02:01.42]C'mon mon it was Iman and man Bowie's my man gimme one more night
[02:04.01]I just upchucked my pills and Tom Collins on Phil Collins, I mean Phil it was just a spill-chill
[02:08.85]Bad upbringing I made Jerry's kids phone stop ringing
[02:13.04]I'm only kiddin with this sick singing I'm just givin what this track's bringin
[02:13.98]Trouble I'm not subtle I need more air so I popped that kid and stole his bubble
[02:16.75]Stuck him in some double Tupperware, A clean death inject ya with Crest and crystal meth
[02:20.69]Obsessed with my own breasts won't look at you so don't get undressed for sex
[02:23.83]I guess I'm on a rampage for underage idols
[02:26.68]Did Malcolm's bro in the middle and little Kenny with subtitles
[02:28.33]I strike quick like the emperor not the right temperature and I think it's too easy to make fun of 98 Degrees
[02:32.38]And now that you mention it Britney, Christina, and Nsync-
[02:35.45]Why even bother, we'll all be gone by next week
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