U.g.l.y. - Daphne & Celeste

I saw you walking down the street just the other day
i didn't see your damage from that far away
i should have got a clue when the kids started screaming 
you walked up to me with your buck teeth a gleaming
your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess
i thought it was a sack but it's your favourite dress 
you hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew 
i don't mean to insult you 
oh wait! yes i do.

your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mould
you're only fourteen you look a hundred years old
when looks were handed out you were last in line 
your face looks like where the sun don't shine 
did you fall off a building and land on your head
or did a truck run over your face instead 
there ain't no pill cos you ain't ill 

you're ugly!
u.g.l.y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! hey! you ugly x2 

what you really need is to wear a mask 
and book that plastic surgeon fast - (girl)
you're scary - you're hairy i heard about you 
you're the main attraction at the city zoo 
you're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab 
when you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab 
(so funny) 

you got eyes like a pig and your nose is big 
and with hair like that you should be wearing a wig
uncle fester remember him? i never knew that you had a twin
you can't disguise your googly eyes
in the miss ugly pageant you win first prize 
yo mama says you ugly - 
you ugly!

u.g.l.y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! hey! you ugly x2 
get busy x9
yo mama says your ugly 
get busy
yo mama says your ugly 
get busy
yo mama says your ugly
get busy  your ugly! 

u.u.u.u.
now i feel like blondie

u.g.l.y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! hey! you ugly x2

quasimodo 
camel breath 
squarehead 
ugly! 

chicken legs
pig face 
chin like bubba
ugly!

fish lips
toad licker
poindex