Ugly As F*** - 2 Live Crew

(Blowfly excerpt) 

"Are you looking for some good stuff? Get a ugly chick. Ugly 

chicks can screw. They have to screw, 'cause they ain't got 

nothin' else goin' for they ass! When a nigga goin' for a ugly 

chick? She gotta get up off her ass!..." 


Chorus: 

(Mixx cuts and scratches "Get a ugly chick" and "Ugly chicks can 

screw." 


Verse 1: Brother Marquis 

Looking at my Rolex, it's 12:00 

And my dick ... is hard as a rock 

My beeper ain't went off all day 

I guess all my bitches went out to play 

F*** 'em, 'cause I ain't sweatin' 'em either 

Hoes is jockin' me? I don't need 'em! 

There's no time to waste chasin' a pretty face 

Bitches won't have me in a rat race 

They're very bourgeois and so seditty 

When you ask 'em for some pussy, they get shitty 

So I turn to the bitches who are not attractive 

I'm like them; they're sexually active 

All they want is a one night stand, 

Some dick, and no commitment to a man 

Never seen in public with an undesirable, 

But they come clean like old reliable 


Chorus 


Verse 2: Fresh Kid Ice 

It's late at night and I'm ready to dip 

'Cause I'm kind of drunk, with an ugly bitch 

Big titties, big ass and kind of stacked 

6'2" and she's also fat 

Rollin' 'round the club like a bitch in heat 

But at four in the morning, she couldn't be beat 

A plate of chicken wings and a stack of fries 

Trying to see who's looking from the corner of my eyes 

On my P's and Q's, and aware of my shit 

The coast was clear, and I'm ready to dip 

She wanna go to my crib, but here's th