Ugly As Fuck - 2 Live Crew

Are you looking for some good stuff?
Get a ugly chick, ugly chicks can screw
They have to screw
'Cause they ain't got nothin' else goin' for they ass
When a nigga goin' for a ugly chick
She gotta get up off her ass

Get a ugly chick, ugly chicks can screw

Looking at my Rolex, it's 12:00
And my dick is hard as a rock
My beeper ain't went off all day
I guess all my bitches went out to play

Fuck 'em 'cause I ain't sweatin' 'em either
Hoes is jockin' me, I don't need 'em
There's no time to waste chasin' a pretty face
Bitches won't have me in a rat race

They're very bourgeois and so seditty
When you ask 'em for some pussy, they get shitty
So I turn to the bitches who are not attractive
I'm like them, they're sexually active

All they want is a one night stand
Some dick and no commitment to a man
Never seen in public with an undesirable
But they come clean like old reliable

Get a ugly chick, ugly chicks can screw

It's late at night and I'm ready to dip
'Cause I'm kind of drunk with an ugly bitch
Big titties, big ass and kind of stacked
6'2" and she's also fat

Rollin' 'round the club like a bitch in heat
But at four in the morning she couldn't be beat
A plate of chicken wings and a stack of fries
Trying to see who's looking from the corner of my eyes

On my P's and Q's and aware of my shit
The coast was clear, and I'm ready to dip
She wanna go to my crib but here's the trick
From the club we hit the Motel 6

Riding with no tints, so hoe, keep low
Trying to play it off so the boys won't know
She wanted to be seen but was out of luck
The pussy was good but she was ugly as fuck

Get a ugly chick, ugly chicks can screw

Haulin' ass, trying to hurry up and get there
'Cause I can't be seen with this bitch here
It's bad enough that I'm rankin' myself
But I can't be ranked by no one else

U G L Y, bitch, you ain't got no alibi
So don't you roll down
No windows or open no doors
Jump your ass in the back and get on the floor

She's ugly as fuck and you wanna know why
She couldn't be worse if the bitch had died
Be my girl, hoe, it ain't all that
Got weave in your hair, not neat and fat

Guess I'm understanding, you're just a fuck
I'm out for the pussy and just one nut
I'll call you next time when I'm out of luck
No offense, baby, you're just ugly as fuck

Get a ugly chick, ugly chicks can screw

One out of three niggas is ugly, cue number three