Ugly Girl - Fleming and John

When I saw you at the grocery store,
you were sharing a shopping cart with her
and I couldn't turn and run away
I didn't know what to say
you introduced us for the first time
and I had to look her in the eye 
but you could not imagine my surprise

can't you see 
you're leaving me 
for an ugly girl

does she talk about politics and all the stuff that used to make me sick
does she smoke cigars and stay up late oh she's so great

does she tell you what you want to hear
and I bet that she can grow a beard 
I'd feel better thinking you were queer

it's not fair
I can't compare 
to an ugly girl(x2)

ha ha ha the jokes on me 
I feel jealous and I feel mean 
is she so nice that it makes up for her face there's no way

do you have to keep your eyes closed 
do you have to keep the lights down low 
oh I bet you wish you had a blindfold

can't you see 
you're leaving me 
for an ugly girl
Artist: Fleming and John
Title: Ugly Girl