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[00:06.55]Look at little Tim Tim trying to write a viral song
[00:09.44]He looks a little lost, guess I could help him along
[00:13.01]Whatcha' got Tim Tim?
[00:14.85]Ah, my door!
[00:16.10]Never mind that Tim, I've come to help. You won't regret it
[00:19.69]Just follow the recipe and gather the ingredients
[00:23.46]Pick a topic people talk about on social media
[00:26.08]Don't violate the terms of service or your vid will be deleted
[00:29.54]Also, make a catchy chorus something that could be repeated
[00:32.79]Cats, cats, laughing babies, people falling, hot hot ladies
[00:36.12]Sleepy puppies, dancing babies, kittens, monkeys, more hot ladies
[00:39.65]Put a lot of words in one verse,
[00:40.96]Careful to enunciate it
[00:42.71]Sing multiple layers
[00:44.45]It helps if you animate it
[00:46.25]What do you mean, animate it?
[00:47.43]Uh, what do you mean, what do I mean?
[00:49.18]You said: Animate it! What do you mean by that?
[00:50.94]No no, I don't think I said that at all
[00:51.59]Yeah, I think you definitely said that!
[00:53.52]No, I think I'd remember if I had said that. For sure. Definitely
[00:55.64]Well, what'd you say?
[00:56.48]Well, I think it was something along the lines of, Uh
[00:59.45]Cats, cats, laughing babies, people falling, hot hot ladies
[01:02.83]Sleepy puppies, dancing babies, kittens, monkeys, more hot ladies
[01:06.33]Put a lot of words in one verse,
[01:07.58]Careful to enunciate it
[01:09.35]Say something educational,
[01:10.56]So parents let their kids play it
[01:12.27]Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
[01:15.12]What?!
[01:15.72]D-D-D-Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
[01:18.51]How?!
[01:19.14]C-C-C-Cashews, cashews, f-f-f-fruit.
[01:21.57]What?!
[01:22.22]D-D-D-Did you know that?
[01:24.32]No
[01:25.73]Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
[01:28.11]What?!
[01:28.77]D-D-D-Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
[01:31.62]How?!
[01:32.23]Ha!
[01:32.93]Cashews, cashews, f-f-f-fruit.
[01:35.18]What?!
[01:35.75]D-D-D-Did you know that?
[01:37.69]I said no! I said no
[01:39.44]No
[01:45.39]It's okay Tim, nobody blames you
[01:48.27]Most people don't know the truth about the cashew
[01:52.18]But now you do so next time you go to the playground have everybody gather 'round and tell them what your good friend Tobuscus has taught you
[01:56.58]Tell 'em!
[01:59.00]Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
[02:01.33]That's right
[02:02.07]D-D-D-Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
[02:04.96]C-C-C-Cashews, cashews, f-f-f-fruit
[02:07.56]D-D-D-Did you know that?
[02:10.71]Nooooooo!
[02:11.65]Say it!
[02:12.22]Cashews, cashews come from a fruit!
[02:14.57]Again!
[02:15.32]Cashews, cashews come from a fruit!
[02:18.05]Louder!
[02:18.88]Cashews, cashews come from a fruit!
[02:21.23]D-D-D-Did you know that?
[02:23.80]No!
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