Look at little Tim Tim trying to write a viral song
He looks a little lost, guess I could help him along
Whatcha' got Tim Tim?
Ah, my door!
Never mind that Tim, I've come to help. You won't regret it
Just follow the recipe and gather the ingredients
Pick a topic people talk about on social media
Don't violate the terms of service or your vid will be deleted
Also, make a catchy chorus something that could be repeated
Cats, cats, laughing babies, people falling, hot hot ladies
Sleepy puppies, dancing babies, kittens, monkeys, more hot ladies
Put a lot of words in one verse,
Careful to enunciate it
Sing multiple layers
It helps if you animate it
What do you mean, animate it?
Uh, what do you mean, what do I mean?
You said: Animate it! What do you mean by that?
No no, I don't think I said that at all
Yeah, I think you definitely said that!
No, I think I'd remember if I had said that. For sure. Definitely
Well, what'd you say?
Well, I think it was something along the lines of, Uh
Cats, cats, laughing babies, people falling, hot hot ladies
Sleepy puppies, dancing babies, kittens, monkeys, more hot ladies
Put a lot of words in one verse,
Careful to enunciate it
Say something educational,
So parents let their kids play it
Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
What?!
D-D-D-Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
How?!
C-C-C-Cashews, cashews, f-f-f-fruit.
What?!
D-D-D-Did you know that?
No
Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
What?!
D-D-D-Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
How?!
Ha!
Cashews, cashews, f-f-f-fruit.
What?!
D-D-D-Did you know that?
I said no! I said no
No
It's okay Tim, nobody blames you
Most people don't know the truth about the cashew
But now you do so next time you go to the playground have everybody gather 'round and tell them what your good friend Tobuscus has taught you
Tell 'em!
Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
That's right
D-D-D-Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
C-C-C-Cashews, cashews, f-f-f-fruit
D-D-D-Did you know that?
Nooooooo!
Say it!
Cashews, cashews come from a fruit!
Again!
Cashews, cashews come from a fruit!
Louder!
Cashews, cashews come from a fruit!
D-D-D-Did you know that?
No!