We Never Have S3x Anymore - The Offspring

We never have s3x anymore

We never roll around on the floor

Like we did

So long ago

You never yell at me anymore

You never want to even the score

Like you did

So long ago

But you’re still with me, so I guess I’m not complaining

And you always leave my dinner on the stove

Baby, please!

If you won’t love me, will you hate me?

If you won’t violate me

Will you at least just aggravate me?

Baby, please! (We never have s3x anymore)

It feels like war under the covers

One way or the other’s what I say

Hey hey hey

We never have s3x anymore

We never make love till we’re sore

Like we did

So long ago

We never have emotional strife

You never even threaten my life

Like you did

So long ago

But you’re still with me, so I guess I’m not complaining

And you let me drive your car when you’re not home

Baby, please!

If you won’t love me will you hate me?

If you won’t violate me

Will you at least just aggravate me?

Baby, please! (We never have s3x anymore)

It feels like war under the covers

One way or the other’s what I say

Hey hey hey

We used to do it constantly

We used to have a ball

We used to do it everywhere, now

We never do it at all

Baby, please!

If you won’t love me will you hate me?

If you won’t violate me

Will you at least just aggravate me?

Baby, please! (We never have s3x anymore)

It feels like war under the covers

One way or the other’s what I say

Hey hey hey

We never have s3x anymore

We never have s3x anymore

We never have s3x anymore

We never have s3x anymore