Wendy's Fingerbang Audition - South Park

Mrs. Landers was a health nut she cooked food in a wok
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big

cockadoodledoodle the rooster just wont quit
and I don't want my breakfast because it tastes like

Shitzus make good house pets their cuddly and sweet
monkeys aren't good to have because they like to beat their

Meeting in the office a meeting in the hall
the boss he wants to see you so you can suck his

Balzac was a writer he lived with Allen Funt
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him but that's 'cause she's a

Contaminated water can really make you sick
your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your

Dictate what I'm saying 'cause it will bring you luck, and if you all don't like it i don't give a flying f*ck!