What Comes Around - Beastie Boys

Soft overripe fresh skeezed California females 
With 3-inch cherry red press-on Lee nails 
Reach into my mind for the rhymes I'm seeking 
Like a garbage bag full overflowing now it's leaking 
Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your hair 
So I can climb up and get into your underwear 
Rat soup eating test cheating no business punk 
You're insecure born in the junkyard with the junk 
You've gone wet look crazy and messed with your head 
You fucked around and wound up with the bald skin head 
You're all mixed up like pasta primavera 
Why'd you throw that chair at Geraldo Rivera 
Cause one man's ceiling is another man's floor 
So get that money out of your ass you whore 
I brought her upstairs onto the roof 
I dogged your wife and she is a doofus 
Clean B cleaning the G spot you know that we've got 
Dolemite's house and you have not 
Look out my window look over the city 
With two black eyes your girl ain't that pretty 
Why you wanna beat that brat with a bat 
Why you wanna beat your girl like that 
Living in the rat race smoking rat weed 
You reap what you sow when you plant the seed 
Bum cheese on rye with ham and prosciutto 
Got more Louie than Phil Rizzuto