What's The Matter With Parents Today? - Liz Dicesare

Mom and dad, how'd you get so rad? 
When exactly did you get so hip? 
Wearing teenage clothes, your always coming to my shows, 
Telling me that I should mellow out! 

Its absurd, your singing every word 
Things I like your not supposed to understand, 
Bands I like your not supposed to watch 
So please put down that rum and coke, thats no behaviour for old folks, I thought the apple fell down from the tree... 

Dad and mom, what planet are you from? 
And what convinced you to pack up and leave? 
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What's the matter with parents today? 

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Mom and dad, I think you ought, 
To quit smoking so much pot 
And hanging with my friends... 
Laying around on the couch 
With my misfits records out, 
Softly banging their heads