Who Stole My Car - Will Smith
Yo Jeff, what's up Holmes? Yo what's up Prince? Yo what's up man? Aey where's my car at? Where's your car, why you askin' me? No I parked my car right here, you're standin' here where's my car? I been here for an hour and a half I ain't seen it Come on man stop playin' Jeff where's my car at? No I'm serious man, it's not in my pocket I haven't seen your car Jeff where's my car I parked my car right here man? (I don't know) Now a joke is a joke and fun and games are chill But this isn't funny this is straight up ill Now there's a limit to humor and this is gone too far I ain't laughin' no more y'all now who stole my car I don't know I don't know if y'all ever had a car stolen before But it's a real crazy feelin' when you walk out the door And you don't need a map or any kind of chart To know you're standin' in the spot where your car used to be parked Now you know you parked your car their but yet you keep lookin' 'Cause your mind didn't except yet that somebody took it So your scratchin' your head and tryin' to get things clear And there's always some idiot who says, "You sure you parked here" To call the police would be the move that's smart But instead you keep lookin' where you know you didn't park Searchin' for reasons like maybe tickets you owed Somethin' to justify that maybe it got towed But not stolen naa never forget it But then you ask yourself well where the hell is it? If there was a prize you'd win dummy of the year 'Cause you lookin' somewhere else when you know you parked it here So to never never land you find yourself strollin' And when you finally except that it's stolen You call the police and they come and say "That's the 437th car stolen today" As if that's somethin' that he really needed to mention Then they start askin' you real dumb questions like "When's the last time that you saw it?" You idiot right before they stole it Now you're mad this cop is talkin' to you And somebody's in your car headin' to Kalamazoo Officer fool or whoever you are Can you please get off your butt and find who stole my car? I remember my first car never forget it A candy apple red irub windows be tinted Talk about fast like a rocket to drive When from zero to 60 in like 5 point 5 And matchin' red rims but that wasn't enough It had a car phone for when I wanted to reach out and touch An Alpine stereo that straight up rocked With 12 inch woofers you could hear for blocks The first day I got it, I was frontin' real hard I could hear people sayin' "Damn look at that car" I was hyped and I wanted my friends to check it out So I went to the spot where they usually hangin' out Just my luck nobody standin' outside And I really didn't feel like parkin' my ride So I honked my horn but nobody was comin' I said, "What the heck I ran inside and left it runnin'" I was inside for 20 seconds that's all I found my friends and said, "You gotta check this out y'all" But when we came back out the car wasn't there Man you ain't buy nothin,' I did I swear My friends went inside I was mad they didn't believe me Now I'm standin' outside at the spot my car used to be It was hard to figure out what to do all alone But then I got it call the car phone Fresh Princes car Yo thief bring my car back now before I bust your Hold up wait a minute pal, seems like you kinda forgot the keys I thought man he's right well bring it back please Hello, "Listen thief don't hang up" Then luckily Jeff pulled up I told him what had happened someone's stolen my car I said, "Come on Jeff, let's get him he can't be far" We rode around for about 20 minutes When we were just about to say forget it When I spotted him, I said, "Jeff go get it" We pulled up behind him and man he jetted He was drivin' all wild and fast like He was gettin' points for the stuff that he crashed I called him on the car phone again and I said "Of course you realize when I catch you you're dead" All through Philly was a high speed chasin' Dude was playin' around like he thought we was racin' A hundred miles an hour and he lost control And slammed my car into a telephone pole I ran to the car I said, "Man you okay" He said, "Yeah", so I punched him in the face The cops came up as if it was my fault They say me punch dude and charged me with assault If his neck was closer I probably would have grabbed it He told the cops that I said, "He could have it" I calmed down and they got things straight I saw half my car in Seventh street the other half in Eighth I wanna just jump in the ocean My car looked like it was a leggo explosion Why does life have to be so hard? Don't laugh next time it could be your car
Artist: Will Smith
Title: Who Stole My Car