Wish I Was Cool - Chris Trapper

I used to be a geek every day of the week 
And something stupid came out every time that I'd speak 
Every saturday night I'd have no immediate plans 
I'd hang out with mom and dad playing board games again 
I was bored like a fool 
I wish I was cool 

Well I was useless in class so I tried out for sports 
Where the jocks got a kick out of yanking my shorts 
Stealing my towel when my shower was done 
I'd walk through the locker room I couldn't find one 
I had to streak through the school 
I wish I was cool 
Mama dear mom I think my shorts are coming down 

I held on tight to my books kept my mouth shut in class 
In my hand me down clothes even the teachers would laugh 
I'd pray to the clock I'd eat lunch alone 
And we havent' even gotten to the bus ride home 
No teachers no rules 
I wish I was cool 

You see we lived in the hose with too many kids 
Too many pets and not much food in teh fridge 
The kids on the bus called it the house of the hicks 
'cause there's too many cars on the lawn to be fixed 
But my dad lost his tools 
I wish I was cool 
Mama dear mom your broken boy is coming home 

So what is the moral of the story you say 
The king of the jocks turned out to be gay 
And all the little cool kids stayed in their small town 
Where some used to be nerd can boss them around 
It's our turn to be cruel 
It's our turn to be cruel 
I wish I was cool 
Cool yeah yeah 
Cool yeah yeah