With Legs Wide Open - Weird Al Yankovic

Well I just herd
from my nurse today
she said my thighs are thick
Is gonna stick
I tried to run and hide
but still she waits
It's a shame I have to
spread her legs

With legs wide open
Under the bright light
Welcome to my room
I'll show you everything
With legs wide open
Now everything sure stinks
When you spread your legs
you show me everything

With legs wide open
With legs wide open
Well I don't know
Why your sweaty
You see my probe
And you start to shake
You take a breath
I'm right between your thighs
the probe is long
and it's cold inside

With legs wide open
Under the bright light
Welcome to my room
I'll show you everything
With legs wide open
now everything sure stinks
when you spread your legs
you showed me your booty

With legs wide open
With legs wide open
You showed me everything
o yeh

with legs wide open
wide open

If I had just one wish
Only one demand
I hope you're not like me I hope you're aggressive
Well we can shake this bed
until it cracks in half
And we can throw our clothes
right out the window

With legs wide open
Under my blanket
Welcome to my room
I'll show you everything
With legs wide open
with legs wide open