Ya Bad Chubbs - Chubb Rock

This is an introduction 
To music that just be pumpin' 
While hits just be dippin' 
The intention is for humpin' the floor 
Shinin' the wood with our jeans 
If it's denim  don't worry 
It's hip hop  don't hem 'em 
Money earnin' concernin' 
I'll be teachin' and learnin' 
Gettin' hot from my rhymes and my looks 
Not from bourbon 
No solution  no remedy 
No cure like a deodorant 
Yo  you have to be sure 
That if you talk up or walk up into myface 
That wouldn't become a big public disgrace 
'Cause I'll ban you, burn you up, and tan you 
Treat you like the elephant 
And man you will be hocked and locked in a jar with a lid 
Hangin' on a wall in Michael Jackson's crib 
'Cause I'm bad, in fact I'm a thriller 
I drink milk, that's why I'm a top biller 
Like a funeral home, I'll make a killing 
I'm not Giz even though I'm still chillin' 
Guys say I'm scary, girls say I'm cuddly 
Rough like bark but dark and lovely 
This ain't no game and I'm no toy 
And like Anita Baker, I'll bring you joy 
With my word when I open my mouth 
Ask Oliver North to go and break south 
A homo is a no-no but you know I'll smack a faggot 
Boy, you got to see me, I'm rich like Jimmy Swaggart 
I'm a loon and ya know, comin' soon 
A rhyme kicked to this Popeye tune 
This is hip hop with a little be-bop 
And I won't flop 'cause I can't stop 
I will mop up the slop and then go to the top 
'Cause I'm not Robocop, I'm Chubb Rock 
I'm Chubb Rock risin' and I'll break your leg 
And I'm more than a forty ounce, I'm more like a keg