Yo Mama - Butterfingers

I see you in your office sending and receiving cheques
But I know the quest for money comes from a quest for sex
So I cut to the chase and forgot about my job
And decided to stay home with yo mama on my knob

I can see your laughing so I guess you think its funny
But while your getting drunk I've been getting honey
And by tomorrow night you will be hungover and sick
And I'll be at my home with yo mama on my dick

Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list

Thinking your the man but I am bringing news
Our manhoods being measured by the women that we choose
And you cant earn respect if all you ever pick is sluts
So Ill stay at my home and let yo mama suck my nuts

Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list

Eat more fruit plant more trees
Learn to shoot travel overseas
Wash the dog read a book
Find three Chinese recipes to cook
Learn to waltz and speak Maltese
Perment to invent and better Fetta cheese
The highest they get is number two
Cause number one on my list of things to do is

Yo Mama

Shes always on top

In my dream I was a cop and I stopped to arrest her
Never met a whore more hardcore so I frisked her
Steamed up the beemer and needed the demister
When she licked my colon cleaner than a clyster
Got another blister from playing naked twister
Raw on the floor with yo mama and yo sister
Hadn't even kissed her but she still let me fist her
I let her drive home pissed and said Hasta La Vista baby