You And Me And The Bottle Makes Three - Big Bad Voodoo Daddy

[Verse 1]
Hey Jack, I know what you're thinking 
That now's as good as any to start drinking 
Hey Scotty?
Yeah!
What's it gonna be? 
A gin and tonic sounds might mighty good to me.

Man I know I gotta go,
It's the same thing every time. 
But I don't think another drink's,
gonna make me lose my mind. 
So I think about my next drink.
And it's you and me 
and the bottle makes 3 tonight. 

[Verse 2]
Well I know this cat named Mo. 
He wanders to and fro.
His and my favorite waterin' hole.
I says "Hey Mo, how you doing, 
where have you been? 
He says, "I've been fine with my whiskey, 
wine and gin. 

Man I know I gotta go,
it's the same thing every time.
But I don't think another drink's,
gonna make me lose my mind. 
So I think about my next drink. 
And it's you and me 
and the bottle makes 3 tonight.

[Repeat Verse 1]

Whadda mean it's last call?
I just got here!