You Better Sit Down Kids - Cher

Better sit down kids
I'll tell you why, kids
You might not understand, kids
But give it a try, kids
Now how should I put this
I've got something to say 
You mother is staying 
But I'm going away 
No, we're not mad, kids
It's hard to say why 
Your mother and I 
Don't see eye to eye

Say your prayers before you go to bed 
Make sure you get yourself to school on time
I know you'll do the things your mother asks
She's gonna need you most to stay in line
Keep in mind your mother's gonna need 
Your help a whole lot more than she ever did before
No more fights over little things because
I won't be here to stop them anymore

I know you don't want this, neither do we
But sometimes things happen 
That we can't foresee 
Now try to be calm, kids
And don't look so sad
Just cause I am leaving 
I'll still be your dad
Just remember I love you 
And though I'm not here 
Just call if you need me 
And I'll always be near
(Repeat Chorus)

Well, I have to go now
So kiss me goodbye
My eyes are just red, kids
I'm too big to cry