You Can Have The T.V. - Barry Manilow

You can have the T.V.

I’ll take the radio

Really, I don’t want the T.V.

Just please the radio

I’d like that chair if you don’t want it

Thank you

You keep the couch

You’ll need a couch that’s ok

You can keep the records

Cause it’s your sterio

Really, I won’t need the records

Without a sterio

I’d like the kitchen chairs and table

Thank you

You keep the bed

I’ll buy a bed

That’s ok

The books we can split in half

The pots and pan we’ll do the same

The pictures on the wall

We can split in half

And you can have the scrabble game

The money in the bank

We can split in half

And you can have your single name

Our friends, we can split in half

And we can each have half the lane

Ok it’s settled then

You can have the t.v.

I’ll take the radio

Really I don’t want the t.v.

Just please the radio

I’ll like a lamp if you don’t want it

Thank you

You keep the couch you’ll need a couch

That’s ok

You keep the bed, I’ll buy a bed

That’s ok

The dog, you keep the dog

I’ll come around and see him now and then