You Can't Fade Me - Ice Cube

Now the taste of alcohol is filling up my bladder 
What's the date and time it don't matter 
Had a pocket full of phone numbers I was trying to sort 
To make a long story short 
Ran into this girl named Carla 
Knew her from the back seat of my homie's Impala 
She said what's up yeah what's the deal 
Check the hairdo of course it ain't real 
Then I looked down she was fat in the front 
I asked how long, well about seven months 
Oh how time flies when you're having fun 
She said yeah but the damage is done 
Where you been, on a little vacation 
Oh by the way congratulations 
Who's the lucky man? I don't have a clue 
Then she said the lucky man is you 
I dropped my brew 
And everything looked fuzzy 
Not a baby by you the neighborhood hussy 
She said yeah remember that date 
I thought back and tried to calculate 
Then I said damn are you sure it's mine 
Cause I know you been tossed plenty of times 
She said that day no I wasn't whoring 
Your ass is mine that's when the sweat started pouring 
Cause all I saw was Ice Cube in court 
Paying a gang on child support 
Then I thought deep about giving up the money 
What I need to do is kick the bitch in the tummy 
Naw cause then I'd really get faded 
That's murder one cause it was premeditated 
So what I'm a do 
I don't have a clue 
How many months left damn only two 
I'm gettin faded 

No cigar, G 
Ay yo homey man I'm getting faded 

It's crazy cause before I could sleep with her 
I had to duck and dodge and try to creep with her 
See the booty and the front was all in place 
But the girl had the pitbull face 
So we ran jumped drove swam crawled hid 
Oh lord god forbid 
My homies see me at the motel 
Cause those fools would love to just go tell 
Everybody in the hood that knows your rep 
So jump in the back seat and quiet is kept 
And hold your big fat butt steady 
Cause yo hoe I g