You Saw My Blinker (bitch) - D.J. Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince

this is a story I'll never forget 
about the day my new car got hit 
it caught me off guard cause it happened so quick 
when I heard the crash I got mad as hell 
cruising down the highway fast not slow 
ninety miles an hour in my 5.0 
people waving at me cause they know who I am 
alpine stero blasting a jam 
put the top down said my girlfriend 
then my damn hat blew off in the wind 
I got kinda mad cause it's the hat I just bought 
I shoulda put her out it was all her fault 
day was friday date was ten 
my girl was looking good on a strem 
she smacked my hand when I put it on her rear 
said hit me again and I'll break your wrist 
that day I dressed all in white 
takin' my girl to Palm Springs for the night 
I was hoping I could find a short cut 
I was tired plus I had a rash on my butt 
there was this lady in a pinto coup 
'bout 90 years old I could tell by the droop 
driving off fast borderline insane 
glass so thick couldn't stay in her lane 
I swerved left then I swerved right 
she was still tailgating me too damn tight 
to the left lane I tried to switch 
then you saw my blinker bitch 

we both pulled off on the side of the road 
I was hot ready to explode 
the only thing stopping me from breaking her nose 
is I was 21 and she was 90 years old 
then the police came turn the lights off 
the lady started cryin' and the cop got soft 
the cop said ah it'll be ok 
wrinkled old bag lookin' like a charpe 
I said wait what's going on cap' 
her car's fine my car is wrecked 
then I saw what happened in the crash 
her dentures came out her mouth and got stuck in the dash 
you hit me I didn