You There, With The Hard On! - Frank Zappa & the Mothers

Howard: You, you there with the hard on! 
FZ: With the hard on the little napkin in the small pocket mirror, would you please rise . . . 
Mark: Brian Hyland, ladies and gentlemen! 
Howard: Sit down, Aynsley! Not you 
?: Shut up! 
FZ: Ready? 
Mark: Yes 
FZ: Quick! Before these people [beware]