Greetings Earthlings
My name is Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 from the planet Glametron
What's yours?
Now, I've come along way to be hear tonight
So lets get our greetings and salutations out of the way right now
Shall We? Hieeee
Oh, I don't know about you Miss Kitty but I feel so much yummier
Now, there is an issue that has recently come to my intention
That we need to discuss right now
Is that okay with you, honey?
Are you ready?
You, are you ready? (Ok)
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Your makeup is terrible
Your makeup is terrible
Your makeup is terrible
Your makeup is terrible
But I love you anyway
Terrible, terrible, terrible
Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible
Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible
Your makeup is terrible
But I love you anyway
Now, I heard this is the best motherfucking club in all the land
Is that correct? (Uh-huh) Mm-hmm
Well, it better be
Because I never had no stunt shows or shenanigans at the doorway
Mr. Doorman, what's that? You need my I.D.?
This face is my I.D. motherfucker
Now, I'm not the kind of bitch who is going to go behind your back
And Talk Shit on you
If I have an issue with you, I will bring it right to your busted face
Now lets discuss it right now, shall we?
Are you ready? (Uh-huh)
You specifically, are you ready?
(Who me? Oh yeah, I totally am)
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Your makeup is terrible
Your makeup is terrible
Your makeup is terrible
Your makeup is terrible
But I love you anyway
Terrible, terrible, terrible
Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible
Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible
Your makeup is terrible
But I love you anyway
Oh my gosh...
This is the really serious part of the
song, do you hear that? (Oh my God...)
You see, there is something I have to confess
You and I have a lot more in common than I thought
And there is something I need to bring your attention, right now
Are you ready? (I think so...)
Oh no, are you ready?
That's better
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
My makeup is terrible
My makeup is terrible (Noo...)
My makeup is terrible (Why?)
My makeup is terrible
But do you love me anyway?
Terrible, terrible, terrible
My makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible
Your makeup is terrible, terrible, terrible
Our makeup is terrible
But I love you anyway