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[00:06.67]Well, I killed my dad in a con gone bad
[00:08.77]Nearly drank myself to death
[00:10.34]Oh, but when he died, he said Lou had the cake
[00:11.97]So I caught a bus headin' west
[00:13.27]I saw the numbers runnin' through a small café
[00:15.09]And I knew I'd find my Uncle Lou
[00:16.13]That's when Eddie stepped up, he said, "Pick a card"
[00:17.93]Said "Shape the con before it shapes you"
[00:20.78]Who sent ya?
[00:21.96]Sam fuckin' Peckinpah
[00:23.32]Yeah, who sent ya?
[00:26.87]Who sent ya? Who sent ya?
[00:28.22]Sam fuckin' Peckinpah
[00:29.77]Yeah, who sent ya?
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[00:39.50]Now I met my uncle for the very first time
[00:41.77]And he sent me on a con with Ed
[00:43.23]And now we came callin' on his girl Diane
[00:44.86]A blonde grifter dressed in red
[00:46.56]I guess pigeon droppin' was the name of the game
[00:48.12]And I had to pay my dues
[00:49.60]Well fun time family fun was the plan
[00:51.23]Said "Shape the con before it shapes you"
[00:53.82]Who sent ya?
[00:55.37]Sam fuckin' Peckinpah
[00:56.72]Yeah, who sent ya?
[00:59.73]Who sent ya, baby girl?
[01:01.34]Sam fuckin' Peckinpah
[01:02.83]Yeah, who sent ya?
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[01:10.39]Sam Peckinpah tried to choke Eddie out
[01:12.10]But he cut him from ear to ear
[01:13.50]Then he grabbed old Lou and said, "We fuck now!"
[01:15.17]On his face, a twisted jeer
[01:16.86]Well, he took old Lou to that same café
[01:18.64]And Eddie couldn't have been much higher
[01:20.05]When he tied him up, it was his intent
[01:21.75]To put his head in that deep fryer
[01:23.53]Diane told me and I tackled Ed
[01:24.97]As we did a little wiggle and dance
[01:26.69]Oh, when we were done, Ed got a hot head, said
[01:29.40]"Well, vive la fuckin' France, man!"
[01:35.35]Someone tried to kill me, man
[01:36.41](Who'd try to kill you, Eddie?)
[01:37.57]The fuckin' hangers!
[01:40.47]Go, go!
[01:41.88]Someone tried to kill me, man
[01:42.98](Who'd try to kill you, Eddie?)
[01:44.04]The fuckin' hangers!
[01:44.90]Time to kiss the baby, friend
[01:47.84](All fuckin' summer long, sugar)
[01:54.21]Who sent ya?
[01:56.23]Sam fuckin' Peckinpah
[01:57.64]Yeah, who sent ya?
[02:01.05]Who sent ya, baby girl?
[02:02.55]Sam fuckin' Peckinpah
[02:03.92]Yeah, who sent ya?
[02:05.06]You shape the con, or it'll shape you
[02:06.49]You shape the con
[02:08.17]You shape the con, or it'll shape you
[02:09.90]You shape the con
[02:14.08]Hi-fuckin'-ya!
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