Duh, duh, duh
Duh, duh, duh
Duh, duh, duh
My condition's benign
And as rare as it gets
They know what it looks like
But only God knows why it exists
It's practically harmless
There's no need for concern
And I drown in my antibiotics
Lest it get any worse
I can't believe it
Dear God, could you be more subtle next time?
And I'll take the bait 'cause
For the very first time in my life
I'm fixing to bite
I'll cover my chest
I'll laugh all the way home
'Cause the name of my illness
Is just one letter short of my own
I must've been greedy
Surely I engaged in some cardinal sin ('Cause now)
My favorite animal is engraved on the sides of my ribs
I can't believe it
Dear God, could you be more subtle next time?
The colorful plastic
That you put on the end of your line
Is it really alive?
And I can't believe it
Dear God, could you be more subtle next time?
And I'll take the bait 'cause
For the very first time in my life
I'm fixing-
(Good luck!)
Divine intervention
And the gnashing of teeth
The chain 'round my neck
And the sign on the back of the Jeep, oh
And now that He's marked me, I know I was terribly wrong
I'm not scared of Death, no
I'm scared of God
I can't believe it
Dear God, could you be more subtle next time?
And I'll take the bait 'cause
For the very first time in my life
I'm fixing to bite