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[00:00.82]Duh, duh, duh
[00:06.43]Duh, duh, duh
[00:11.14]Duh, duh, duh
[00:14.98]My condition's benign
[00:19.53]And as rare as it gets
[00:24.50]They know what it looks like
[00:27.52]But only God knows why it exists
[00:34.03]It's practically harmless
[00:38.09]There's no need for concern
[00:41.57]And I drown in my antibiotics
[00:47.55]Lest it get any worse
[00:53.19]I can't believe it
[00:56.03]Dear God, could you be more subtle next time?
[01:02.47]And I'll take the bait 'cause
[01:05.56]For the very first time in my life
[01:09.55]I'm fixing to bite
[01:11.37]🎵
[01:21.43]I'll cover my chest
[01:25.65]I'll laugh all the way home
[01:30.14]'Cause the name of my illness
[01:33.70]Is just one letter short of my own
[01:40.36]I must've been greedy
[01:42.87]Surely I engaged in some cardinal sin ('Cause now)
[01:49.51]My favorite animal is engraved on the sides of my ribs
[01:59.48]I can't believe it
[02:02.15]Dear God, could you be more subtle next time?
[02:08.71]The colorful plastic
[02:11.63]That you put on the end of your line
[02:15.61]Is it really alive?
[02:18.27]And I can't believe it
[02:21.19]Dear God, could you be more subtle next time?
[02:27.79]And I'll take the bait 'cause
[02:30.69]For the very first time in my life
[02:34.83]I'm fixing-
[02:39.73](Good luck!)
[02:41.88]Divine intervention
[02:46.25]And the gnashing of teeth
[02:51.44]The chain 'round my neck
[02:54.30]And the sign on the back of the Jeep, oh
[03:01.09]And now that He's marked me, I know I was terribly wrong
[03:10.32]I'm not scared of Death, no
[03:13.08]I'm scared of God
[03:27.37]🎵
[03:48.35]I can't believe it
[03:51.12]Dear God, could you be more subtle next time?
[03:57.61]And I'll take the bait 'cause
[04:00.72]For the very first time in my life
[04:04.89]I'm fixing to bite
[04:06.77]🎵