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[00:10.31]Oh, there's no fire in the fireplace
[00:12.78]There's no carpet on the floor
[00:15.27]Don't try to order dinner
[00:17.19]There's no kitchen anymore
[00:19.51]But if the road's been kind of bumpy
[00:21.50]And you need to rest a spell
[00:23.42]Well, welcome home to Happiness Hotel
[00:30.09]If you've got luggage, keep it handy
[00:32.67]But you're running out of luck
[00:34.72]'Cause the bellhops ain't too organized
[00:37.13]And the elevator's stuck
[00:39.15]Still, if you don't mind friendly animals
[00:41.10]And can learn to stand the smell
[00:43.11]Well, welcome home to Happiness Hotel
[00:47.74]Welcome home, oh, welcome home
[00:52.30]No matter where you wander
[00:54.34]You won't ever do as well
[00:56.22]Okay, the lobby's looking shabby
[00:58.87]And it's got the wrong address
[01:01.01]And the whole dang thing has been condemned
[01:03.33]By American Express
[01:05.32]Still, the management is cheerful
[01:07.23]Though the whole joint's gone to hell
[01:09.21]Well, welcome home to Happiness Hotel
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[01:48.54]Oh, there are bugs, and there are lice
[01:53.18]Sure, we have our little problems
[01:55.40]But you'll never beat the price
[01:57.68]You've got every kind of critter
[01:59.98]You've got every kind of pest
[02:02.15]But we treat 'em all as equals
[02:04.14]Just like any other guest
[02:06.29]Though you're cleaner than the others
[02:08.45]Still, as far as we can tell
[02:10.32]You'll fit right in to Happiness Hotel
[02:14.89]You'll fit right in to Happiness Hotel
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