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[00:11.82]Ladies and gentlemen
[00:16.38]Eddie Murphy
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[00:34.36]I hate cookouts, man
[00:36.34]Stay away from cookouts and shit
[00:37.26]If you like me, you stay the fuck away from cookouts
[00:40.12]I don't like my family coming by the house
[00:41.86]The relatives I ain't seen, like, since the last cookout
[00:44.98]You got certain relatives you just see at the cookout
[00:48.26]And they get on your fucking nerves every year
[00:51.75]My uncle Gus come by the house every year
[00:54.13]My uncle Gus is the uncle that like to work the grill
[00:56.74]And don't let nobody touch the grill when he's around and shit
[00:59.60]As soon as he walks in the house, he's like
[01:00.98]"Get away from that grill, you don't know how to start no fire
[01:02.64]You know I saw no fire, put this fire
[01:04.19]This ain't no fire, goddamn heat it
[01:05.23]Eddie, Eddie, go over there and give me all that wood, I need half a tree
[01:06.78]Chop that tree down over there
[01:08.22]Cut down that tree and give me the wood from that tree over there
[01:09.76]And Charlie, go get me two gallons of gasoline out the shed
[01:11.75]You two gallons of gasoline
[01:12.46]You kids roll up your shirt and put that on the grill, we're going to start a fire
[01:14.62]Come on, you want to eat? You want to eat?
[01:15.65]Just shut up and put that on the fire
[01:17.23]Okay, put that wood inside there
[01:18.32]Okay, give me the gasoline, Charlie
[01:19.24]Hold the match, when I tell you, Charlie
[01:20.31]Throw the match on the gasoline, all right?
[01:21.50]When I tell you, all right, we're going to make a fire
[01:22.41]We're going to eat it, all right? Y'all want to eat?
[01:23.52]We're going to eat now
[01:24.33]Here we go, pour the gasoline on the head like this
[01:26.09]We need the whole, get that goddamn lighter fluid out of there
[01:28.88]Put all two gallons of gasoline on this wood and make a fire
[01:31.87]We're going to eat a hamburger, okay?
[01:33.15]Here we go, Charlie, throw the match
[01:35.70]Now, that's a fire, that's a fire, look at that
[01:39.33]Look at that there
[01:40.24]He'll be all right, roll Charlie around
[01:41.66]Roll him around a bit, roll him 'round"
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