Warning
This audio recording contains real occult incantations that
When played may result in one or more of the following
Dimensional tears, internal bleeding, unwanted portals being opened
Unwelcome entities being summoned, the compromising of your eternal
Soul, damnation, unplanned orgasm and/or ejaculation, demonic
Summoning, demonic invitation, demonic possession, demonic
Calling, newborn babies feet disappearing, hot flashes, doors
And windows opening and closing seemingly on their own accord
Allergies, apparitions, complications in your afterlife
Hauntings, acid reflux, heart conditions, unidentifiable odors
Excess gas, weight loss, weight gain, nightly visitations from
Unholy entities, reversal of baptisms, feelings of unreality
Excess drinking, brain damage, diarrhea, loss of interest in church
Please proceed at your own risk
Thank you and enjoy