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[00:00.56]Warning
[00:01.38]This audio recording contains real occult incantations that
[00:04.06]When played may result in one or more of the following
[00:06.45]Dimensional tears, internal bleeding, unwanted portals being opened
[00:10.73]Unwelcome entities being summoned, the compromising of your eternal
[00:13.84]Soul, damnation, unplanned orgasm and/or ejaculation, demonic
[00:17.80]Summoning, demonic invitation, demonic possession, demonic
[00:21.48]Calling, newborn babies feet disappearing, hot flashes, doors
[00:25.44]And windows opening and closing seemingly on their own accord
[00:28.39]Allergies, apparitions, complications in your afterlife
[00:32.13]Hauntings, acid reflux, heart conditions, unidentifiable odors
[00:36.78]Excess gas, weight loss, weight gain, nightly visitations from
[00:40.61]Unholy entities, reversal of baptisms, feelings of unreality
[00:44.66]Excess drinking, brain damage, diarrhea, loss of interest in church
[00:49.15]Please proceed at your own risk
[00:50.86]Thank you and enjoy
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